A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, takingher faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.

Oneday the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddlesdiscovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a leopardheading rapidly in her direction with the intention of having lunch.

Theold poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!" Noticing some boneson the ground close by, she immediately settles down to chew on thebones with her back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard isabout to leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was onedelicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearingthis, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look ofterror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", saysthe leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile,a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree,figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it forprotection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle seeshim heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures thatsomething must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard,spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

Theyoung leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that connivingcanine!"

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with themonkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", butinstead of running, the dog sits down with her back to her attackers,pretending she hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get closeenough to hear, the old poodle says: "Where's that damn monkey? I senthim off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"


Moral of this story..





Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience!

I haven't written in this thing for a while and that's because I have been too busy to remember really.

I started a part time job on the 14th of November. I am really liking it. I work 4 hours in the mornings Monday thru Friday. The main part of my job is driving. It's great. The people I work with are all great. It's funny because I really do dislike being around people.

My best friend () and I reopened our roleplay game forum, Brief Eternity several months ago. It's doing really well. I am quite pleased with it. We're even getting new members. If you're an advanced roleplayer and like to roleplay wolves, come and check it out. The initial application process is quite the test but once you've made it through, you'll not be sorry

I don't have time to write anything more right now or I'll be late dropping my son off at school. Maybe later I'll remember to come back and write something more. Not tonight though. I have bible study tonight. We're almost done with the book of Daniel. Such an amazing book!!!

Anyway, that's all for now.

This is really bothering me right now. I am like... void of all emotions at the moment. As a result, I can't write a single thing. There's nothing. I'm running on empty. This is so not cool. I am been trying and trying to write something so that I can submit it to my gallery but nothing is coming. I've got absolutely nothing to write. How disappointing. I can't even say that it's making me feel depressed because it's not. I'm literally void of all emotions at the moment.

I turned on the TV for the first time today to kill the silence in the house and was totally unprepared for what was on. Peter Jennings died today. He was one of the most well known Anchor men on World News Tonight on ABC News. This is a man that will be sadly missed by all who have watched him faithfully on TV for many, many years... myself included.

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